Just for laughs

With a Man U win, let this HOUSE BOY make you laugh:

Sorie is a house boy who drinks his Boss' wine with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks. 
His Boss becomes suspicious and decides to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if you add water; just like detol). Unaware of this, Sorie drinks from the wine as usual and tops it up with water. Immediately he adds water, the pasties become milky and he knows he is in trouble. When the Boss comes back and sees the changed pasties. He realizes he has nailed Sorie. 
Sorie knowing he is in trouble decides to stay in the kitchen when his boss returns home. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swings into action.
"Sorie!", he calls from the sitting room.
He answers: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pasties?". 
Sorie: No answer.
The Boss asks again: still no answer.
Then the Boss goes into the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? When I call, you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? " 
Sorie retorts, "hmmm master when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name". 
"Is that so?" Asks the boss. "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen; and then, you ask me a question". Sorie accepts. When his boss is in the kitchen he shouts: "Boss". 
"Yes, Sorie" Boss answers. 
Sorie then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" 
No answer. The boy shouts again: "Boss, I say who sneaks into the maid's room when madam not there in the house?" No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never cease! Sorie, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." The wife now very angry, interrupts, "that's not true. It's a lie! Without argument." 
Sorie asks if she'll enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agrees. Sorie asks madam, "Who's junior's biological father? Me or the Boss? "Madam rushes out of the kitchen. "This kitchen needs to be renovated...